Thursday, May 28, 2009

#1 Seller in Apparel on Amazon

Some of you might be wondering why would I blog about such an ugly shirt, but Ben heard about this item on Amazon and the review is hilarious. Supposedly this company was selling only 1 or 2 shirts a day (no surprise by me), but after this review the company is selling 100 shirts an hour. Therefore, the moral of the tale is that when you buy a product from Amazon write a catching review and you too can alter the course of our nation's economy.

8,253 of 8,322 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA)

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.


WigintonFamily said...

what a lovely shirt. and a funny post.

you must have a lot of free time. shoudn't you be packing?!!

Kevin said...

I would totally buy it if it had a glow-in-the-dark version!!

Too funny!!

M&M&M said...

Hmmm... makes me realize I have all sorts of things around the house I could sell with like description.