Retirement Party

Our much battered and abused diaper bag has retired. After lengthy years with our corporation, she has said "enough with you." (This outburst was prompted by her insider knowledge of a permanent layoff.) Very few office employees regret her sudden departure. She sadly was a reminder of ugly business practices. The visionary leadership will be unable to extend references for its former employee. However, they did comment that the anti-pottytraining union is working on her legal rights.