Bringing Home the Bacon

My Awana Grand Prix contestants.


Emily's glitter pig car was surprisingly swift. It finished fourth place in speed. When her car finally got triple eliminated, I heard a fellow onlooker wryly say, "Piggy's going to market."

Even though piggy got the cleaver, it snouted out a respectable third place in design. And in celebration, tonight we ate pork chops and jalapeno poppers wrapped in bacon. It was a miracle meat day.